Bevington Banter

Fire Emitting Major Acid (FEMA)

A massive environmental and health disaster is unfolding after a train derailment in Ohio, and as animals are being found dead and people have poisoned air and water FEMA claims it does not qualify as a natural disaster. This was followed by several more train derailments in just a matter of days.

The U.S. spent $800,000 to shoot down a $12 hobbyist balloon to distract from the fact that China is working to defeat us without ever firing a single shot.

The FBI has criminalized being Catholic AND has acquired the fingerprints of New York City teachers who refused the COVID vaccine and assigned them a “problem code.”

Damar Hamlin leaves us speculating as he won’t answer a question of what the doctors told him about why his heart stopped.

Apparently, the blood of the vaccinated is on the hands of the unvaccinated for not doing enough to warn them.

Rapid fire includes Nikki Haley requiring COVID vaccination at a rally, rumors of a Vivek Ramaswamy presidential run, John Fetterman being hospitalized with clinical depression, and Dianne Feinstein being surprised to find out about her retirement announcement.

The world continues to devalue life as a medical journal floated the idea of using braindead women as surrogates, a Yale professor suggested mass suicide for old people in Japan, and a Canadian euthanasia provider “regrets” ending the life of a young cancer patient with 65% chance for cure.

A chapel service at Asbury University that hasn’t ended for over 10 days may be sparking a revival.

An ex-KGB operative demonstrates why Christians need to be more steadfast in defending godly morality.

The State of the Union

The State of the Union address happened.

What is the point of the Air Defense Identification Zone (ADIZ) if we let the Chinese fly their balloons in?

Here is the referenced song about Bill Gates.

Twitter Executives are testifying before the House.

Seymour Hersh reported on his substack that America did take out Nord Stream Pipeline.

Two Republican Councilmembers in New Jersey have been shot dead.

John Fetterman was hospitalized.

Lighting round including illegal immigration, Elon Musk, excess death rates, the tetanus vaccine being used for sterilization, the Great Chicken Conspiracy continues, and the earthquake in Turkey and Syria (give to Foursquare Disaster Relief here!).

Aaron Rodgers is going on a four-day “isolation retreat” to contemplate his future.

We have some campaign advice for Trump based on an awesome story Sarah Huckabee Sanders shared in her response to the State of the Union address.

The Great Chicken Conspiracy

A Chinese spy balloon has been spotted over the U.S.

Hunter Biden admitted the laptop is his as he calls for charges to be brought against those who disseminated the contents.

A couple more people are throwing their hats into the 2024 Presidential campaign arena.

Why aren’t chickens laying eggs and chicken farms catching on fire?

More whales are dying on the east coast.

Project Veritas released another video with the Pfizer exec admitting to its effects on women’s menstrual cycles.

Tom Brady has retired again.

Death By Dog

Yet more classified documents have been found in Biden’s possession.
Biden announced we are sending 31 Abrams tanks to Ukraine. Meanwhile, ten Ukrainian officials were forced to resign over corruption including the misuse of U.S. funding. All this while the Secretary of the Navy warns we would not have the weapons needed for ourselves if we were to go to war.
Project Veritas caught a Pfizer Exec talking about a possible plan to ‘mutate’ COVID via ‘directed evolution’ for the company’s monetary gain.
Why did they never show Demar Hamlin’s face at the Bills and Bengals playoff game?
Senator Josh Hawley proposes a bill to stop congress members from profiting from insider trading and calls it the Pelosi Act.
Speaking of Nancy Pelosi, she had her home exorcised after the attack on Paul.
A&W put pants on their spokes-bear to poke fun at M&Ms.
Are windmills killing whales?
A dog shot and killed his owner in Kansas…maybe.

UF-IOU

We start with a small correction: Last week we stated there were 500 armed security guards at the World Economic Forum, but the correct number is 5,000. More on the forum including Pfizer CEO dodging questions from the media.

Chelsea Handler gave us the most mockable audio clip of 2023 thus far, though Joe Biden continues to make his case for the top spot.

Philadelphia Flyers player, Isaac Provorov, did not participate in the warmup skate on the team's “LGBT+ Pride Night” because he refused to wear the “pride” jersey…then his jerseys sold out in the NHL shop and on Fanatics.

Is the government hiding evidence of UFOs or are they just coming up with more ways to get funding where they want it?

Gun control nuts continue to spew nonsense while proving they don’t know anything about guns.

Chinese Communist Party Police Stations have been discovered in the U.S.

Was the ceasing of all American air travel a ransomware attack?

The Supreme Court concluded its investigation into the leaking of the Dobbs decision without any conclusion. 

The Toronto hospital security who killed a woman who would put her mask up two years ago were just acquitted.

Alec Baldwin was charged with involuntary manslaughter for the shooting on the Rust set.

Our food crisis is solved! Aspire Foods just finished construction on the world’s largest cricket processing facility.

”You got Trump, now we got you!”

Pfizer vaccine under investigation by FDA and CDA for adverse effects. In unrelated news, the Kaufman Institute for Coincidence is now established.

Joe Biden was found to be in possession of classified documents from his time as Vice President and a special counsel has been named to investigate.

Two-hundred-ten House Dems voted against a bill requiring medical care for babies born alive after an abortion attempt and Walgreens and CVS had announced plans to offer the abortion pill in their pharmacies. Please sign this petition to stand against them.

The real conservatives got significant concessions in return for voting for McCarthy for speaker of the house.

What’s with a trend of young women shaving their heads?

The World Economic Forum is a spiritual evil.

Is the ATF going to outlaw pistol braces?

M&M’s give lip service to female empowerment while quietly covering up their use of forced child labor for cheap cocoa.

Ohio State football named Brian Hartline as the new offensive coordinator.

Commotio Coincidence

After 13 votes and counting, we still have no Speaker of the House.

It is the second anniversary of the day democracy almost died.

Buffalo Bill’s player, Demar Hamlin, experienced a heart stoppage after a hit on the field on Monday night.

Columbia University hired Hilary Clinton as a professor of practice at the School of International and Public Affairs.

Arms from the Russia-Ukraine war are ending up in the hands of terrorists in Africa.

The B Team

In the midst of a furnace crisis, the B team comes off the bench last minute for a Christmas episode!

 

A Canadian organization released a MAID activity book to help children accept a family member choosing death.

Stanford released a list of "harmful language" they will be scrubbing from their website and code.

Christmas hot takes!

The Devil MAID Me Do It

The Twitter Files parts 3, 4, 5, and 6.

EctoLife artificial wombs will further destroy the family unit.

Scientists report nuclear fusion breakthrough of a net energy gain.

In Canada, you could potentially receive your MAID “treatment” the same day you request it.

Randy has a new legislation to propose and Trump released some sick new trading cards.

There is a simple solution to keeping companies from moving production overseas to places like China.

A better way to educate kids.

Sports talk.

The Twitter Files, Brittney Griner & The Merchant of Death, More

Marvin Harrison Jr. did not win the Biletnikoff award which is an absolute travesty.

Canada’s insane euthanasia practices continue. This time it is offered to a disabled female veteran Paralympian simply complaining about the length of time it was taking to get a chair lift installed in her home.

What are the best methods for engaging our cultural opposition, the increased victim mentality, and the increases in anxiety, depression, and suicide?

The Twitter Files Pt. 2 revealed clear evidence of the blacklisting we knew was happening but was repeatedly denied.

Time magazine names its 2022 Person of the Year.

Brittney Griner has returned to America via a prisoner exchange with a Russian arms dealer, the Merchant of Death, Viktor Bout.

A thought experiment: in a national divorce, as a member of the red states, you would experience exponentially increased prosperity.

In a clear violation of the Posse Comitatus Act, a military officer told a New Jersey mom she was an extremist and they were monitoring her after a Facebook post complaining of her child’s school promoting pansexuality.

Freedom of religion is on the docket at the Supreme Court presides over the 303 Creative v. Elenis case.