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Tucker Carlson was abruptly fired from FoxNews, and there is much speculation on the reasons behind it.

RFK Jr. announces run for president. Does he have a chance? What would that presidency look like?

Nikki Haley told Disney they were welcome in South Carolina as she attempted a dig at DeSantis.

The House narrowly passed the Limit, Save, Grow Act to raise the debt ceiling with stipulations to cut spending as more and more countries agree to ditch the U.S. dollar.

A whistleblower testified to Congress that the U.S. government is delivering migrant children to human traffickers.

A tweet led us to an old story of an acusation that China printed as many as 5 million fake ballots and sent them to the U.S. for the 2020 election.

Evidence shows nine Biden family members received benefits from Hunter’s grifting.

A journalist was arrested on presumably false charges in Russia.

The founder of Green Peace believes we will look back at climate change as a complete fabrication. Meanwhile, the Department of Energy secretary is so concerned she said she supports efforts to require the U.S. military to implement an all-electric vehicle fleet by 2030.

Free speech will no longer exist in Minnesota as the Senate passed a bill to create a “Hate Speech” registry.

An Arizona representative who is also an ordained Presbyterian minister was caught removing and then hiding the Bible from the members' lounge.

Miss Sogyny

All charges against Alec Baldwin for the shooting on the set of Rust were dropped.

FOX agrees to settlement in the Dominion Voting legal suit.

The 5th Circuit ruled retail pharmacies cannot distribute abortion pill.

Washington state passed a bill to hide runaway children from parents unsupportive of transgender medical interventions, essentially legalizing kidnapping.

The United Nations backed a legal recommendation to decriminalize all drug use and sexual activity, including sex with a minor.

The administration’s policy on illegal immigration and the border is leading to horrific suffering and is absolutely evil.

John Fetterman was released from the hospital and made the chairman of a congressional committee.

Speculation about the leaking of classified materials by the Air National Guardsman.

AI is getting out of control. Examples include ChaosGPT, an AI bot given the sole task of destroying humanity, and bots autonomously deciding to lie to accomplish their given tasks by any means.

Damar Hamlin was cleared to play football again.

We Live in a Mentally-Ill World

Jack Teixeira, a 21-year-old Massachusetts Air National Guardsman, was arrested for leaking classified documents relating to U.S. involvement in Ukraine. We now know we are far more involved than our government has let on, and the war is not going as well as presented for Ukraine. The U.S. intelligence community also wants to leverage the event to increase their ability to monitor all social media and internet chatrooms.

Also, independent journalist, Seymour Hersh, reported that Ukraine is buying diesel fuel from Russia with money from the U.S. and that Zelensky and his team have stolen at least $400 million of U.S. aid.

If the information released about the capabilities of the Chinese spy balloon that was shot down hasn’t made you believe China is a real threat, maybe this video of Chinese school children assembling and disassembling firearms will.

This week in things that burned to the ground: 25 derailed train cars in Montana, a warehouse in Indiana, and a dairy farm in Texas.

Disney has blocked DeSantis’ oversight board with a strange contract clause.

Grown women are caring for hyper-realistic dolls as if they are real children.

A 25-yr old plus-sized drag queen died of a heart attack during a performance. 

A new report found that the increase in home runs in the MLB is due to global warming.

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Some of our favorite clips from our first 16 episodes.

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Three children and three adults were killed in a tragic shooting at a Nashville Christian school. The media have done all they can to turn the shooter, a young woman who identified as a male, and the rest of the transgender community into the victims. Meanwhile, trans activists maintain plans for “Trans Day of Vengeance,” and a mix of trans activists and gun control activists “stormed” the capitols in Tennessee and Kentucky.

Trump has been indicted by a Manhattan grand jury.

The newest infrastructure damage includes an explosion at a chocolate factory in Pennsylvania and train derailments in North Dakota, California, and Minnesota. 

The Restrict Act, a bipartisan bill proposed in response to the congressional hearings on Tik Tok, is like the Patriot Act on steroids.

China and Brazil agreed to a trade deal to bypass the U.S. dollar and trade in their own currency.

Attorney General Merrick Garland lied under oath during a congressional hearing regarding whether or not he instructed marshals not to arrest protestors at the houses of SCOTUS justices, and Sen. Katie Britt brought receipts.

Tornados have ravaged the country, including a zoo in Georgia from which a tiger escaped.

Sen. Josh Hawley questioned Secretary Mayorkas on an immigration app he equated to Ticket Master.

Army flyovers are causing geckos to stress eat.

The Iowa-Louisville Women’s Elite 8 basketball game had more viewership on ESPN than the most-watched NBA game aired on the network this season.

The commissioner of the NHL says he may end pride night celebrations as team and player opt-outs rise.

Mundane Mujahideen

A recent study finds IQs are dropping in the U.S. for the first time in history.

Taliban militants are fed up with office life.

A grand jury has been convened to weigh indictment against Donald Trump.

Evidence shows China interfered in Canada’s elections.

A catcher on the Cuban World Baseball Classic team didn’t show up for the flight home and defected to the United States.

North Korea claims 800,000 joined the military in one day.

Someone pooped in the aisle near Hilary and Chelsea Clinton while they were attending the theater.

Death By Rug

What happened with Silicon Valley Bank and should we be worried?

In foreign affairs news, a Russian jet collided with a U.S. drone over the Black Sea, Poland is going to become the first NATO country to send MiG-29 jets to Ukraine, and China brokered a deal between Saudi Arabia and Iran.

Speaking of China, the House Oversight Committee investigation of Hunter Biden revealed documents that showed several Biden family members received payments from a Chinese energy company.

No evidence of foul play was found in the death of a Georgia man who was found wrapped in plastic and carpet.

In an attempt at distraction, a story was put out that raccoon dogs from the Wuhan wet market are linked to the original COVID outbreak.

Florida’s Surgeon General, Dr. Joseph Ladapo, said data now shows the mRNA vaccine decreases in efficacy over the seven months after vaccination, then actually makes you more likely to contract COVID.

An outbreak linked to eyedrops has sickened 68 people, with four losing their eyeballs and one dying.

Kamala Harris was booed at a March Madness game and then gave a terrible postgame speech.

Dove body care revealed limited-time “body positive” soap bottles.

Women can now swim topless in Berlin’s swimming pools.

Quiet Riot

A Norfolk Southern train derailed in Alabama hours before the CEO was to testify before Congress.

Tucker Carlson aired a piece including previously unreleased footage from January 6th and the swamp is freaking out. Meanwhile, a new poll showed that 61% of voters believe it is likely that undercover government agents helped provoke the Capitol riot.

Former CDC director, Dr. Robert Redfield, testified that he was excluded from discussions of the origins and believes it was a result of U.S.-funded gain-of-function research, a former Medical Device Research & Development executive presented evidence of bad manufacturing practices in pharmaceuticals, and Pfizer stated in court that they simply delivered the fraud the government ordered.

Pfizer testified they simply delivered the fraud the government ordered.

Walmart is closing all its stores in Portland.

The Climate Crisis and overpopulation are sick lies creating “climate mental health” issues in young people.

Sgt. Tyler Vargas-Andrews, a U.S. Marine Corps sniper, testified to Congress that he was denied permission to shoot the suicide bomber in Afghanistan that killed 13 service members and over 170 civilians.

Jill Biden gave an International Women of Courage Award to a biological man.

A former Clinton lawyer died from turbulence on a corporate aircraft.

Bernie Sanders doesn’t know the difference between equality and equity.

Get seasonal chickens to have eggs year-round.

Panther’s Progress

Dr. Andrew Huff says a DHS Critical Infrastructure List was stolen from his home over a year ago and reported to the FBI, DHS, USDA, and FDA, yet as of today it has never been investigated. Further, he says the targeted attacks on food facilities almost perfectly line up with the list.

This week in “watch the world burn,” fires occurred at three separate Mexican-owned PEMEX Oil facilities on the same day.

The U.S. Department of Energy concluded that COVID-19 was most likely leaked from the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Why finally admit it now and was it accidental or purposeful?

Meanwhile, the adverse effects of the vaccine are so undeniable that an arrest warrant has been issued for Bill Gates in the Philippines and a Gates Foundations insider admits mRNA vaccines are abortion drugs.

Communist party member & Black Panther member Angela Davis receives some shocking and hard news about her ancestry that demonstrates the absurdity of reparations.

Arizona Governor, Katie Hobbs, and other officials have been accused of being on the take from the Sinaloa Cartel and laundering money through real estate transactions.

Lightning Round includes Lori Lightfoot being the first Chicago mayor in 40 yrs to lose reelection, New York giving $21,500 to all the BLM rioters who were detained by police, Hershey’s naming a biological male as the spokesperson for their International Women’s Day campaign, Merrick Garland saying the DOJ cannot arrest people who commit crimes at night, KJP needs a breathing room, speculation about John Fetterman’s hospitalization, and that obesity may increase the risk of death.

Up In Smoke

Biden visited Ukraine and seemingly faked some air sirens. Meanwhile, Putin suspended participation in the New Start nuclear treaty. The U.S. also sent 200 more troops to Taiwan to send a signal to China. In conclusion, you should probably do more to prepare for World War III and/or nuclear fallout.

The slew of manufacturing and food plant fires continues. This week it hit Chicago, Italy, a town in Ohio, Brooklyn, and a National Security Complex in Tennessee. Also, the environmental scientists headed to Ohio for clean-up died in a plane crash in Arkansas. We conclude the U.S. is on its way to becoming the next Venezuela. But don’t worry, if you want to save money, you could always skip breakfast.

New reports have come out about a former Clinton aid who was said to have died by suicide last year.

What lessons from the Jesus Revolution movie can we apply in today’s age and how do we make the church a welcome place to all without compromising the Gospel?