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We start with a small correction: Last week we stated there were 500 armed security guards at the World Economic Forum, but the correct number is 5,000. More on the forum including Pfizer CEO dodging questions from the media.

Chelsea Handler gave us the most mockable audio clip of 2023 thus far, though Joe Biden continues to make his case for the top spot.

Philadelphia Flyers player, Isaac Provorov, did not participate in the warmup skate on the team's “LGBT+ Pride Night” because he refused to wear the “pride” jersey…then his jerseys sold out in the NHL shop and on Fanatics.

Is the government hiding evidence of UFOs or are they just coming up with more ways to get funding where they want it?

Gun control nuts continue to spew nonsense while proving they don’t know anything about guns.

Chinese Communist Party Police Stations have been discovered in the U.S.

Was the ceasing of all American air travel a ransomware attack?

The Supreme Court concluded its investigation into the leaking of the Dobbs decision without any conclusion. 

The Toronto hospital security who killed a woman who would put her mask up two years ago were just acquitted.

Alec Baldwin was charged with involuntary manslaughter for the shooting on the Rust set.

Our food crisis is solved! Aspire Foods just finished construction on the world’s largest cricket processing facility.